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watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time
your-black-friend:

killtheromance:

what the fuck did i just watch

I don’t know but it really speaks to me

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

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